Abandominium Swatter

The Abandominium Swatter is a legendary weapon in Chirpcraft. It is a unique weapon, since it is the only swatter in the game. It is useful for getting at mobs that fly, such as CreepOwls and Abandominium Creepers. Any mob electrified by it takes 14 damage points. And, for a second or two, the mob will be stunned and will hover in place. The Abandominium Swatter's special ability is to have two modes: Tazer Mode and Swat Mode. In Tazer Mode, the player holds a little version of the item like with a normal Minecraft Item. The player clicks to attack in Tazer Mode. Mobs are stunned for a little longer in this mode. Switch modes by pressing "S." In Swat Mode, two arrows appear in the corner of the screen. One pointing up, and one pointing down. The Swatter is held in full size. In this picture, the Swatter is at half length. Clicking those buttons adjusts the height. Once you get the height you need, walk up to the mob and make sure that the square part with two lines through it hits the mob. The mob will take damage and be stunned, giving you a bit of time to jump up and hit your enemy with a sword. Aether Creeper Dragons, mobs that need to be provoked, cannot be provoked using this weapon. If you shock it with this, it will get up and trot away. However, since you need to hit an Aether Creeper Dragon twice to provoke it, hitting it once with any other weapon after shocking it with the Abandominium Swatter will provoke it. The blow from the Swatter counts as the first step to provoking the Aether Creeper Dragon, but a second blow won't do anything. Although the Abandominium Swatter is a weak item, it can be very convenient and should still be treated like a pretty good weapon. It makes attacking flying enemies easier. Shooting flying enemies with ranged weapons, such as bows and dropping globs, wastes ammo. However, the Abandominium Swatter takes care of that problem.

The Story of the Abandominium Swatter
Someone tried to take flyswatting not only one level higher, but 100 levels higher.